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Xem và so sánh với những bức ảnh nụ cười ở các nước khác nha! Chắc Duy không chụp đẹp bằng họ nhưng Duy nhận thấy nụ cười tại Việt Nam là hoàn hảo nhất.
Lớp 12B - Trường THPT An Nhơn 2 - Năm tốt nghiệp: 2001 - Sĩ số: 49 - Giáo viên chủ nhiệm: Nguyễn Chí Thành - Lớp trưởng: Lê Chánh Duy (kekeke-tự PR)
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Don't Worry, Be Happy
From the Movie "Cocktails"
Performed by Bobby McFerrin
Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Lood at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got not girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy (now).....
There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry, it will soon past
Whatever it is
Don't worry, be happy
INSTALL LOVE
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Tech Support:
Hello, ... Can I help you?
Customer:
Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love.
Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support:
Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer:
Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support:
The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer:
Yes, but there are several other programs running now.
Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support:
What programs are running ?
Customer:
Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support:
No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer:
I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support:
With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer:
Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support:
Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer:
Oops! I have an error message already.
It says, "Error - Program not run on external components."
What should I do?
Tech Support:
Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer:
So, what should I do?
Tech Support:
Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files:
Forgive-Self;
Realize Your Worth; and
Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer:
Okay, done.
Tech Support:
Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete: Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer:
Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support:
Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer:Thank you, Heavenly Father.
Matkieng@12B
Theo thông tin từ Khu vực cách li bệnh nhân tiêu chảy cấp tốc thuộc Bệnh viện Thập Cẩm Huế, bệnh nhân Luy Dê mới nhập viện trong tình trạng mặt mũi xám nghét, chân tay bủn rủn.
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Tuy nhiên, mọi việc đã không nằm trong dự tính, hóa ra mấy túi thuốc chuột ấy chỉ là bột gạo tẩm phẩm màu, sau khi uống 3 túi và 2 cốc nước đường, Luy Dê đã diện một bồ độ thật đẹp, xịt nước hoa đầy người, nằm xuống giường, đắp chăn ngang mặt, chờ đợi 1 cái chết ngọt ngào nhất!
Ai dè… chết đâu không thấy, thấy đau bụng dữ dội, ra vào WC liên tục với tần suất 4-5 lần/ giờ, và cuối cùng Luy Dê cũng được đưa vào bệnh viện súc ruột! Qua cơn nguy hiểm, Luy Dê cho biết là đã hoảng sợ thật sự, lần sau nhất quyết không dại dột kiểu đó nữa!
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